Sandra Bullock never learned her lesson from “Speed
2: Cruise Control.” That costly flop almost sank
her burgeoning career. And now, she has taken her sleeper
hit “Miss Congeniality” and temped fate by
producing and starring in a sequel, minus the director
and costars Michael Caine and Benjamin Bratt. The original
comedy contained a fish out of water premise buoyed by
Bullock’s infectious personality. To take that tale
and duplicate it is a fool’s errand, one that would
be tiresome and reveal the holes in the first film. “Miss
Congeniality 2: Armed and Dangerous” takes that task
and instead reinvents the foundation, giving Bullock a
hilarious vehicle, one that again displays her girl-next-door
appeal. Her stellar cast, particularly Regina King, enhance
the film’s amusement.
A few weeks after achieving fame at the Miss United States
contest, Gracie Hart (Bullock) discovers her undercover
days are over. Incognito is not a word associated with
national landmarks, and to the women of America, Gracie
has become a celebrity. Rather than sit behind a desk pushing
papers for a career, she chooses to be the FBI spokeswoman.
A flamboyant fashion consultant (Diedrich Bader, “The
Drew Carey Show”) glamorizes the still slovenly girl
who snorts and babbles.
Ten months later, Gracie has become a media maven, slaughtering
audiences on “Regis Live” and other magazine
shows. Her ghostwritten book has become a best seller and
now more than ever Gracie is the girl of the moment. Her
ego has magnified even though she has become nothing more
than the FBI equivalent of Kathie Lee Gifford. She carries
her guns in a Fendi bag, wears oversized glasses and walks
around with an entourage of hair and make-up. Gracie believes,
or at least projects, that she is the most important member
of the FBI team.
Gracie’s friend, Cheryl, the crowned Miss United
States, (Heather Burns), has been kidnapped in Las Vegas
along with the Miss United States Emcee (William Shatner).
Since she’s not capable of going undercover, all
Gracie can do is act as public relations. To the Vegas
FBI head’s chagrin, Gracie refuses to wait around
while her friend’s life is in jeopardy.
“Armed and Dangerous” thrives as a Bullock
vehicle. The script allows her to play mousy, ostentatious,
and also to kick booty. She can break your heart – when
being dumped by her boyfriend of the first film she asks, “ Is
it the sex? I can get a manual.” This beautiful girl
is a master of portraying someone uncomfortable in her
own skin despite all her assets.
The screenplay skips Gracie’s makeover on screen.
We've seen it already in the first film and they didn't
retread it. On the other hand, I found it hard to believe
that in ten months she transformed from a fragile girl
to La Streisand. Since the film begins essentially in 2000,
why not give her five years of fame have turned Gracie
into a monster?
As for the makeover, I appreciate that “Queer Eye
for the Straight Guy” has become a monumental hit,
but somehow that has given Hollywood the right to pull
out the gay stereotype again. We saw a metrosexual straight
man in “Guess Who” and now Bader embodies the
sissy that existed during Production Code days. There are
feminine men in the world and their representation need
never be vanquished, however the filmmakers didn’t
bring a full-flushed character onto the screen, so instead
we have another gay clown to mock.
Regina King is one of our strongest supporting actresses
today (witness “Ray” and “Jerry Maguire”)
and this silly film showcases all her strengths. Buffer
than Tina Turner, whom she imitates here at a drag club
in a rousing rendition of “Proud Mary”, King
evolves into Bullock’s equal partner, both in the
plot and on the film’s chemistry. She’s as
responsible for the film’s gratification as Bullock.
“Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” deserves
to be on no one’s top ten list. It breaks no new
barriers and it offers no new twists, but for two hours,
two gifted physical comediennes strut around in glitzy
costumes offering audiences a hearty laugh or two. Grade: B |